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Midwestern-born. Southern-bred. Yankee-damaged.

I wrote my first story at 10, I got published at 16, and I’ll stop when I’m dead.

I use a QWERTY keyboard like normal humans use oxygen.

My blood is 90% writing and 10% coffee. (Mondays: 10/90.)

A wise man once told me, “Say it straight, then say it great.”

What great things can I say for you?


Cheat Like Me

  • Sometimes you gotta just break down and start with the basics. The idiom section is particularly helpful.

  • To anagram or not to anagram? Anagram. Always anagram. Remember: cootys rat semen.

  • Stuck? Get unstuck. The perfect way to backtrack out of that labyrinth you’ve crawled into.