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Midwestern-born. Southern-bred. Yankee-damaged.

I wrote my first story at 10, I got published at 16, and I’ll stop when I’m dead.


Cheat Like Me

  • Sometimes you gotta just break down and start with the basics. The idiom section is particularly helpful.

  • To anagram or not to anagram? Anagram. Always anagram. Remember: cootys rat semen.

  • Stuck? Get unstuck. The perfect way to backtrack out of that labyrinth you’ve crawled into.